Πέμπτη 31 Δεκεμβρίου 2009

ΕΛΛΗΝΙΚΟ ΚΡΑΤΟΣ ...



Hellas to Megalio Sou!!!

IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, ... YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD LABOUR.

IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, ... YOU ARE DETAINED INDEFINITELY.

IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, ... YOU GET SHOT.

IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, ... YOU WILL BE JAILED.

IF YOU CROSS THE US BORDER ILLEGALLY, ... YOU WILL BE BEATEN UP BY THE LOCAL POLICE.

IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY, ... YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM AGAIN.

IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, ... YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.

IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, ... YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.

IF YOU CROSS THE GREEK BORDER ILLEGALLY, ... YOU GET

- A JOB,
- A DRIVERS LICENSE,
- SOCIAL INSURANCE CARD,
- WELFARE,
- FOOD STAMPS,
- CREDIT CARDS,
- SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,
- FREE EDUCATION,
- FREE HEALTH CARE,
- A FREE PASS OUT OF JAIL  AND IN MANY INSTANCES ...
- YOU CAN EVEN VOTE.

Happy New Year!!!

 MhpwV giauto h Ellada maV perna duskoleV stigmeV???

Den apokleietai pantwV epeidh akribvV einai gennaiodwrh Cwra o QeoV na bohqhsh na bgh apo auto to ..
louki!
ALLA ... SUN AQHNA KAI CEIRA KINEI.. OPWS ELEGAN OI ARCAIOI HMWN PROGONOI!

KALH CRONIA GIA OLOUS!!

M


 

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